The Zomboners!

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 18:40:57 GMT

I'm to lazy to align the html properly, you're better off going to
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But here we go anyways!
Enjoy!
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Hello,

My Name is Ellyn Ong, and if you are reading this, then that means that we have failed our mission. I'm not sure where it came from, or how the virus spread so quickly...

But I can say that I was there when it began.
I was there when a group of young, athletic, and handsome men formed a bond, and decided that against all odds, there is a will to survive. A vision that i can only hope to have succeeded.

The living dead is not an easy obstacle to overcome, yet these men fought with all their will.
Enclosed are some photographs, a narration of sorts to shed light on their rise, and impending doom.
This is their story.
This is their legend.

Zomboners. Volume 1: Stand of the Dead
(written and arranged by Ira Villar and Derek Sta. Ana. Pictures by Ellyn Ong)

Name: Conrado Gerardo Rene Limcauco Diaz II
"Rico"
Codename: "Riscusseh"
Skills: - starstruck
          - won't disappoint
          - sometimes acts nuts
          - karate background

Name: Julio Rafael De Vera Villar

"Ira"
Codename: Irapatherappa
Skills: - parkour background
            - karate blackbelt
            - danchu macheeen
            - graffititi mo mukha mo

Name: Jose Daniel Palanca Feliciano
"Dan"
Codename: "Apollo"
Skills: - karate background
          - the coach
          - stories about him just "light up" any conversation
          - simply irresistable

Name: Joseph Adrian Capuno
            "Cap" , "JC"
Codename: "Nazz"
Skills: - karate instructor
           - Psychology professor
           - Melee charisma
           - avid collector of toys ang gamestuff

Name: Abel Frederick Sta. Ana
"Derek"
Codename: "Brother"
Skills: - Parkour Background
          - Military Bad ass
          - High Risk Maneuver
          - Loser

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It all started in St. Lukes Medical Center. Rico had to have a check up because he was feeling weak and exhausted. The doctor was going to take some blood samples, so his friends decided to visit him.

Ira: dude, you ready? It should be a pretty quick procedure anyways..
Have him check your head as well, i can't believe you bit Ail!

Rico: Sorry man. Sarap kumagat ng calves!!! *drool*
Rawr!! *biting motion*

dan: *gibberish*

*cough*

Hahahaha What the hell, man.

JC: Hey guys, this is my girlfriend, Cla!

dan: Quiet Cap, You'll spoil it!

.... Where did rico go???

Ira: I think he went ahead to the doctor... ?
I could be wrong...
and i say all this with a smile.

Derek: Let's go and look for him then! It'll be an adventure!

... I Tink.

Ira: I'm gonna go and look for him here with my
System- Input-Machine- for- Online- Networking ,
or SIMON for short..
I'm accessing the Hospital's main computer network, and i'll ask for assistance from the .... yeah whatever. You get it.

Derek: Olrayt! Good idea...

You are heaven sent!
Tenk you, Simon!

Ira: Here we go.

I am the hospital's main frame.
May i be of assistance?

Ira: So what's rico's room number?

YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE DOWN HERE!!!

Ira: Wait, what? Must be Bugged.
again...

Where is Rico's Room? What's the Room Number?

Room 4016.

Ira: Thanks Simon!

But before i go, i will transfer my word of warning to a believer. One with an open mind and free spirit. Princess Tiara. Bridge to Terabithia.

(Btw: That's AIL. Rico's girlfriend.. now on with the story! - ellyn)

AIL: Guys...

... Open your eyes ...

I sense EVIL!!! In the form of the Living Dead... ZOMBIES!!!

Derek and Ira: WHHHAAAAAATTTTTTT?

REAL...

LIVE ...

ZOMBIES ????!!!!

...

Derek: wahahahahahaha

Ira: Foolish little baby,
There's no such thing as zombies ...

Or is there? ...

Ira: Wahahahahaha, whatever... WHATEVER!!!
*punch*

Ira: Oh sorry Cap! .. i think you're bleeding!! .. wait.. are you bleeding yellow???

JC: huh?

No no .. It's probably just some snot!

Ail: I've got a bad feeling about this.
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And as they entered into Room 4016

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Rico: Hey guys...

The doctor found out the reasons for my aggression,
*rawr*

appetite for human flesh, and why i've become so pale recently.

He says it's some sort of Virus

In my Blood.
it ...
It's become Yellow!

JC: Are you okay bro?

Rico: I dunno what happened man. My body looks weak,
but i feel like i could just jump out of here.
I'm so hungry too.. SO, SO hungry...
I wonder who did this to me.
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JC: I wonder too...

I wonder...

...who did this ...

...TO YOU.
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TO BE CONTINUED...

fun_in_bitch_butt !!!

Sat, 23 Dec 2006 05:30:28 GMT

HAHA! PWNED YOU NOOBS!

passqwerty! ^^

TAKe you make it eezy!

"Сок worth выжимка? Gehen Sie Sie normales altes Weibchen hinaus! Vous tournez tout le monde au côté en noir ! De tweede komst is gekomen? Mens?"

- hacker69

Mon, 12 Sep 2005 15:17:57 GMT

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Well Derek's been extremely busy lately so we haven't the time to even make anything nice. And by that we mean that we have no time for manual labor and photoshopping pictorials and manipulating some eggs. But as for making jokes, thinking of puns, etc, that's an everyday occurance. If you've been to the bench, you know what I mean.

I don't even have time to make this entry nice, I have 2 long papers to attend to.
Cya people when we're free again!

Come visit fun in ten ends!
We're the panis!

-ira

Chipper by the Dozen: Ep.1

Sat, 16 Jul 2005 06:15:57 GMT

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First post: We Just Got Lucky!

Sat, 25 Jun 2005 09:42:41 GMT

Last night's party(with *cough* the hotness *cough*) was great.

let's just say we got lucky!

(And apparently my hair grew back but hey, check it out! -ira)

WOOCHAH! HOKUM HOKUM!!! HOKUM PEACE!!!

You've been ELN-ATED!! hahahahahah! peace!

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Itsa Creyzee!

HOKUM!